Gaster Blaster

A sexual act where one person chugs an entire gallon of milk while giving oral sex. Then vomits the milk at high velocity at their partner's penis.

Girl: I'm just about ready to use my ultimate move.

Guy: Ok, do it babe.
Girl: ACTIVATE: GASTER BLASTER
*Girl proceeds to do the action of Gaster Blasting*

by VolcanoKaiser November 19, 2019

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Blaster

A really LEET cs player from Australia.

*DEAD*SomeRandom: WOw that blaster guy is a fucking leet cs player ogm!

by Mitch May 29, 2003

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blasterd

When an individual is blasted in conjunction with being plastered.

After a night at the bar Yingling was blasterd.

by mikeeyediaz October 28, 2010

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Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011

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blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man

by mzstress June 13, 2018

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Seen mostly when pseudoscientific people such as Flat Earthers and Young Earth Creationists want to overwhelm the unknowing with a wall of words, this rambling verbosity is meant to disguise a lack of actual knowledge in the subject being addressed.

Dude, he went on for ten fucking paragraphs, and it was all just wrongness with blustersauce poured over it.

by edward oleander December 20, 2018

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