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Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout
Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable
by username_redacted November 22, 2023
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Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021
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kerchunka blaster

the pieces of torn up road in your cul-de-sac that if they look anything like a firearm the are considered a “kerchunka blaster”
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination
holy hell man that was so cool when you shot a motorcycle at my house from that kerchunka blaster
by Jehne_man May 30, 2023
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Grampy Blaster

Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.
The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.
by wheelsucker October 8, 2022
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Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024
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blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man
by mzstress June 13, 2018
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Blue blaster

When you find the morstest rare blue lobster and proceed to insert it into your anus or vagina, your preference, until climax occurs.
"Jamal help me get ready for my blue blaster!"
by Nosidam December 16, 2017
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