happy bit-lated birthday

spoonerism for happy belated birthday.

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:

- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.

by augustonovato April 22, 2010

Birthday

The celebration of the occasion of which you exited a vagina. Not to be confused with sex.

My birthday is in July. (Never had sex in July though)

by Kurtsie December 28, 2005

Monkey's Birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out; it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Forty-n-Eight December 13, 2007

reverse birth

n. The sexual act of inserting your head into your partner's vagina. Best if done wearing a heavily lubricated swim cap. Also used as a verb.

n. That bitch is so loose, even Charlie Brown could hit a reverse birth on her.

He tried to reverse birth Giggles, but she was just too tight.

or

The last time I reverse birthed a girl, my swim cap got stuck up there.

by Elliot Simon March 13, 2005

Birth Control Glasses

Optical wear that virtually guaranties that NOBODY will ever f*ck you.

Ouch! Check out the bitch in the BCs!!!

by Davy March 21, 2004

Birth Control

What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.

The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.

by AYB May 7, 2003

birth quake

When someone has many, many, (too) many children.

"Wow...she really had a birth quake"

by BJCE September 10, 2006