off the jank

Also known as OTJ. When something is so incredibly awesome, it earns the title of "off the jank"

Man, your new woofers in the back of your ride are off the jank, bruskie!

by BosifusCleodis October 03, 2011

Off The Air

A trippy show on Adult Swim that airs around 4 A.M consiting of animations and video clips that share a common theme. Mostly for people on LSD or other Psychedelics.

Person 1:Off The Air is such a trippy show
Person 2:I know right?

by YoutubeWest1132 July 15, 2018

Longed off

Effective cancellation through continuous (seemingly small) postponements.

I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.

I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.

by Moonrunner47 February 06, 2019

Beatzing off

The act of touching oneself in a private area whilst thinking about the DJ MR.Beatz

"I was a touch lonely last night so I ended up just beatzing off on my own."

by BassHeadz Design May 13, 2020

Bar Off

When one engages in lyrical activities and comes about the spitting of straight fire.

I was in a rap battle with a dickhead yute and he was shook when he saw I could bar off.

by Nathaz Livamin November 03, 2018

Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 24, 2013

Squirt off

A contest between two women to see who pussy the best and can squirt the most and the furthest.

Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!

Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.

by violentvenom08 August 04, 2023