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batman

Like a hot carl, but you squeeze her tits together and release forming the batman signal across her chest and tits. Think Rorschach inkblot.

Can also be like the superman, but on her front and the sheet is optional.
This chick was heinous, but she had huge bolt-ons. When she fell asleep, I dropped a hot carl, gave her a batman, and wiped my ass on her curtains. Fuck her!
by Big Pauly Pizzle May 1, 2008
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Go play Lego Batman

When playing Xbox or PS3 and someone is so bad at a game that the only game they will be good at is Lego Batman.
Dude you are so bad at this game. Go play Lego Batman.
by muchobueno April 6, 2011
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Uncle Batman

Wearing special-shark-proof-Bat-long-underwear while using the giant-Bat-magnet to touch young wards inappropriately.

A more elaborate and gear-dependent form of molestication.
Holy molestication! I've {sob} been Uncle Batmanned!
by Lupin Yonsei August 25, 2008
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Batman

You do this when a girl has fallen asleep when you are giving her some of your best moves. If this happens keep tossing yourself off and smear cum all over her face in the shape of batmans mask. Then ejaculate again and this time smear the cum in a bat shape all over her chest.
My girls a bitch she never appreciates my good loving am gonna jump in ma batman
mobile
by Sneezy123 October 19, 2007
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Batman Dat Ho

When you titty fuck a girl, cum on her chest, then use the Bat Wing (From "Waiting"), and stamp that bitch's chest, which makes the Batman Emblem on her chest.
Last night I got crazy with my girl while titty fucking her, and did the Batman to her.
She loved it, BATMAN DAT HO!
by Travis Hale December 27, 2007
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Batman

1. Adj; Describing someone of great skill.
1. Woa, that head shot was amazing! That sniper is SO Batman!
by Sully13 March 27, 2010
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Skank Batman

A female who is openly promiscuous, having many sexual partners, while acting very provocative and flirtacious in almost all public places. She will likely wear revealing--and hardly respectable-- clothing, and can hold her own on both the pole and the dance floor.
1. Dude, that girl is a total skank batman. Bulls eye!
by bebesev October 2, 2008
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