text attack

when someone texts you in the middle of the night and it startles you, and you shake uncontrollably

"dude, last night, my girlfried texted me, and i totally had a text attack"

"bro, not good"

by t-leeeee January 25, 2009

titty attack

To bitch and whine like a baby.

Damn, I was just kidding. You don't have to a Titty Attack.

by I forget January 10, 2004

shark attack

Engaging in sexual intercourse in a body of water (such as a pool) while a woman is on her period.

dateline: los angeles, thousands of pools run red with uterine blood as people all over the city practice the deviant sexual practice known as the "shark attack"

by Kuhrazy November 23, 2005

Yak Attack

Getting talked at excessively by someone who doesn't let you speak; a one-sided conversation where the other person keeps on talking at you to the point where you just want to get away from that person.

My father-in-law came over for a visit this week-end and he did a yak attack on me.

by GettingTalkedAt February 08, 2010

Acid attack

Nausea that does not follow with vomiting, usually triggered with people with G.E.R.D., or Acid Reflux.

"Dude, I feel like I'm having an acid attack. Go get me some tums!"

by Slumberingmoon October 24, 2009

Emo Attack

To suddenly have feelings of sadness or depression with little to no provocation.

often comes along with an epiphany.

"Man, one second I'm happy, and fun-loving, then the next, i was a crying."

*long pause*
(other person) "you have some really horrible emo attacks." "wimp."

by that one guy 3.5 March 27, 2009

Lex Attack

Having an Uncontrolable penis. Intercourse with every woman not in the kitchen.

After the basketball game I had a lex attack. nine girls are now pregnant, four are blind, and six are afraid of african americans.

by Gandi May 02, 2005