Ass o'Clock

A stretch of time in the early morning, generally around 4 A.M. to 6 A.M., which is either unreasonably late or unreasonably early depending on the context. Used to emphasize how late one has stayed awake, or how early one must wake up.

"We were all up 'til ass o'clock in a call, I didn't get any sleep last night."

"Mark has to get up at ass o'clock to go to work."

by CaseJackal May 12, 2015

ass trophy

(noun) One who displays moronic, rude, or asinine behavior, often for an extended period of time.

Sarah: On my way here I was almost killed by some guy that cut me off!
Nick: What an ass trophy!

Did you hear John forgot his kid at the gas station? That guy's the Stanley Cup of ass trophies.

by QueenSarBear November 15, 2011

Ripping Ass

To take a shit or fart of God-like magnitude in a very unpleasant sounding, looking and smelling way. Typical examples can be found in public bathrooms, or after taco night.

Dude, the in the stall next to me was ripping ass, I swear he cracked the toilet.

by Briskly May 12, 2019

ass interference

the despicable act of intruding on or otherwise impeding another person's pursuit of ass; a.k.a cockblocking

"Hey man, that's ass interference. 15 yard penalty."

by kium December 8, 2007

rip ass

v. To forcefully fart, usu. loudly

'Dude, did you just rip ass?'

by G M$ney October 15, 2003

ass portal

A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.

"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"

by JacobBeau99 September 29, 2014

bulk-ass

Used by students who are pumping out inordinate amounts of uni work.

A: I was up all night proof reading my 100,000 word essay.

B: Far out, that's some bulk-ass editing!

by Disco_Boss March 19, 2013