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swivel on my dick

metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.
how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick
by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017
mugGet the swivel on my dickmug.

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick
Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*
mugGet the lick my dickmug.

Suck My Dick

When your Twitter name is avocado and you didn't know that you don't have a dick
@novemberain_exe: suck my Dick. Oops I forgot that I don't have one
by SteelTITAN June 29, 2023
mugGet the Suck My Dickmug.

Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.
Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!
by armerlinsea April 17, 2022
mugGet the Hold my dickmug.

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