Armando

Armando is the best dad ever.If ur dads name Armando u are the luckiest person.<3

My dad Armando is the best

by Ihatemylife<3 February 5, 2022

Armadillhoe

Women that frequent the Stockyards looking for one night stands.

She has a mattress attached to her back and she smells like cabbage(lots of perfume)

When you go to the stockyards, be careful of the Armadillhoes, they might give you more than just a good time

Amanda has made out with three different cowboys by the bathroom. She is an Armadillhoe.

by Brighthammer December 22, 2021

armageddatron

an absolute disgrace of a human being

"Tom, you fucking armageddatron! You broke my favourite table!"

by i watch porn and eat corn January 1, 2022

armed

what are you doing getting the "armed mug" you bastard

person 1: *goes to the Urban Dictionary and searches up armed just to see "Buy the armed mug"

by adjfhjJKDFSJDHFJKHSDKFKDSFHJKS March 1, 2022

Armando

HE HAS 17 brother that each have 5-7 different names

YO ARMANDO THATS A LOT OF BROTHERS

by pussyglasses March 8, 2022

Armadillo'd

When a guy falls backwards Immediately after cumming hard AF and kicks his legs and arms like an upside down armadillo

Damn bro! My girlfriend armadillo'd the fuck out of me last night!

by Djalienqueef April 3, 2022

armadillo eggs

Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.

I am not quite done yet eating these armadillo eggs.

by Don Gington April 12, 2022