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Ant

It’s not Dec.
Person 1: Hey is that Dec?
Person 2: No, you idiot, that’s Ant!
by jesús taco September 9, 2019
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The Ant

The phenomenon when, the closer you get to your house the more you have to shit.
Oh s*** dude, The Ant almost got my ass on the way home from the strip club. Damn near shit my shoes.
by IHateAntZ November 8, 2021
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ant crap

Small Stuff, some times exaggerated into appearing to be more than what it is. Trivial minutia which appears relevant but later is determined to be ant crap. Details.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.
"Just saw the news. More ant crap"

It's friday night ant cr@p time.
by AntWonka December 24, 2008
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egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around
Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up
by Penissucker November 9, 2015
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FIRE ANTS GHOST

The worse GHOST in LIFE you will ever encounter and the reason is , this ghost will likely kill you if you are accepted.

Any GHOST that is so populated more than the EARTH on the first place has first dibs in being ACCEPTED.

FIRE ANTS GHOST IS the most accepting ghost on planet earth.

FIRE AMTS GHOST has CLAIMED A. EW in A FEW.
TRUST ME if the FIRE ANTS GHOST accepts you as you are as good as DEAD.

What happens if the FIRE ANTS GHOST rejects you well you still DIE.

The only defense you have if you encounter the FIRE ANTS GHOST is to let the FIRE ANTS GHOST do a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB on YOUR ASSHOLE and why would that save you and the reason is YOU CAN never deny the FIRE ANTS GHOST entrance into your SOUL which means you have to keep repeating the FIRE ANTS RIMJOB which the DANGER IS other NATURE REVOLTS and considerable BOWELS CONFUSION with DEMONIC CLOUT DISTORTIONS but once you did it stopping is way more dangerous.

All that is left after the FIRE ANTS GHOST claims your SOUL where you will BURN IN HELL IN YOUR ANATOMIC FORM FOREVER is because what is only left is AIR EARTH WATER and only for you to utilize to come back for another FIRE ANTS RIMJOB.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 17, 2021
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FBJ ant

A fbj ant is someone who likes to five out free blow jobs or freebies
Yo I'm gonna go hit this fbj ant up for some head

I heard he gives fire head
by The real one 187 April 21, 2021
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Ant Page

Probably the smoothest human being alive. Also a very smooth talker and will steal your girl or your mom.
“Have you met Peanuts father, Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s the cutest man I’ve ever seen”
by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021
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