It is pretty much the same thing as cock-blocking, just on the opposite side of the spectrum. It's for the ladies!
by Steven Capone January 17, 2008

Anyone who "twitters".
This type of individual firmly believes that their mundane thoughts are actually interesting or relevant to those they twitter to. This person wastes time telling others how they are wasting time.
This type of individual firmly believes that their mundane thoughts are actually interesting or relevant to those they twitter to. This person wastes time telling others how they are wasting time.
Bill: "Dude, I just got a twitter from Hank telling me he's scoping out some hot women at a club in Reno."
Ted: "He's such a twitter-twat! He'd rather take the time to tell you about those hot women than actually try to hook up with them? Wait... You have a twitter account? You're a twitter-twat, too! Fuck, I need some new friends...!"
Ted: "He's such a twitter-twat! He'd rather take the time to tell you about those hot women than actually try to hook up with them? Wait... You have a twitter account? You're a twitter-twat, too! Fuck, I need some new friends...!"
by Beech_nuts September 23, 2009

An insult used to describe someone who has just done something particularly stupid. It comes from the markings left behind in a womans underwear following some desrciption of vaginal discharge.
by Chris Wynne June 24, 2005

The chunky smelly fishy gagging rot that collects inside the vagina. As it becomes overfilled, it forces its way out, forming matter referred to as twat poop.
That skanky girls twat poop smelled so bad from ten feet away that I wanted to gag.
That women had flies buzzing around her crotch. She must be pooping twat poop.
That women had flies buzzing around her crotch. She must be pooping twat poop.
by Alex J Brody June 17, 2008

A sexual position often observed in lesbian porn, in which two women, bare from the waist down, repeatedly slam their crotches together in order to obtain sexual gratification.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

by GMonty February 18, 2009

by Matt Harding April 14, 2008
