The severest form of fat bastardry which is a medical emergency. A Type I reaction according to the Gell And Coombs Classification. An often severe and sometimes fatal systemic reaction in a susceptible individual upon exposure to far too many pizzas (such as a deep pan pepperoni and cheese or a cajun chicken and spicy beef italian thin crust) following previous sensitization. Characterized especially by Bariatric tendencies and a distinct lack of exercise.
by LEX SR July 24, 2008
Get the Bazaphylactic Shockmug. by MoonKnight March 23, 2003
Get the shock and awemug. when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.
by fmtonight. June 24, 2010
Get the jordan-shockmug. a state of mind left behind by a Noorian where you will constantly look over your shoulder, hold your belongings closer to yourself and tighter, watch your sides more, be on the lookout for projectiles, and constantly remind yourself of your heterosexuality
the noorian left a shit in my head so im in noorian shock, he got my sides and now im paranoid in a noorian shock
by yourfriendlyneighborhoodjanet September 29, 2010
Get the Noorian Shockmug. by sourmike February 11, 2010
Get the Shock and aaghmug. by VroomVroom October 17, 2014
Get the shock fartmug. A sugar high and or sugar rush
by ladybug204 September 29, 2018
Get the Sugar Shockmug.