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Amish Cabbage

A female pubic hairstyle that is the inverse of a landing strip; the front of the pubic area is shaved while the sides and the lips are left hairy.
I was going to go down on widow Jones until I found out she's rocking an Amish Cabbage.
by Slacker13013 May 25, 2024
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Amish artillery

Yard art that comprises of hundred year old horse pulled agriculture equipment.
I was stuck in your driveway, your Amish artillery distracted me and I did not notice how icy it was.
by M1ster_R0gers January 28, 2025
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Amish Hotbox

When one rips a thick, moist, steamy fart. Proceeds to lock the windows of the vehicle, and turn the heat on full blast, until one throws up. Some may be turned on by this action, most would vomit.
Person 1: “Jake roll up the windows I can’t breath from your hot steamy fart!”

Person 2: “Feel the wrath of the Amish Hotbox!!”
by skeetboi February 21, 2025
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Amish Mule

When a female is menstrating on Valentines day it is called an Amish Mule.

Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.

Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.
Person 1: “ It will be a day of raw dogging and an Amish Mule.”

Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”

Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”

“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”

“YES!! I love blood punch!”
by Gerald Steve February 13, 2026
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Amish Worsh-Up

Every thirty days, The Amish (and Mennonite) men/boys and women/girls (if you’re them/theys, you’re shit outta luck) — they separate into two groups, pair off, and with homemade soap and well water, lather up each others’ private areas. The men go first; then the bucket (or trough) is passed to the women, and they do the best they can. Waste not, want not, Hezekiah and “Bath”-sheba .
Sodom Dettweiler: “Can you help me pass the sudsy trough and 350-year-old squeegee from the Old Country to Zipporah Diegenderfer? She wants to go first in the proud tradition of Amish worsh-up.

Carthage McFartface: “Hay Detwheeler, remembur yu got Phoebe Braunschweiger pregnant last munth.”

Sodom: “Oh right! Maybe I should go on my Rumspringa….Darn dagnabbit cheese n rice I don’t need another trip to the coat hanger maker.”

Carthage: “Damn straight.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne March 16, 2026
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Amish Ivy

When you get poison ivy from having role-play sex in the woods.
My boyfriend and I got Amish Ivy after I role-played as a desperate Amish woman and my boyfriend screwed my brains out in a field.
by FrequentC July 22, 2025
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Amish tribe

The tribe in the U.S. state Ohio who choose to be AFK from the modern world. Henceforth, the backronym AFK would stand for "Amish Faith Kommunity".
While everyone else is glued to their screens, the Amish tribe in Ohio is going AFK from the modern world, embracing their simple way of living.
by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025
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