A female pubic hairstyle that is the inverse of a landing strip; the front of the pubic area is shaved while the sides and the lips are left hairy.
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When one rips a thick, moist, steamy fart. Proceeds to lock the windows of the vehicle, and turn the heat on full blast, until one throws up. Some may be turned on by this action, most would vomit.
Person 1: “Jake roll up the windows I can’t breath from your hot steamy fart!”
Person 2: “Feel the wrath of the Amish Hotbox!!”
Person 2: “Feel the wrath of the Amish Hotbox!!”
by skeetboi February 21, 2025
Get the Amish Hotbox mug.When a female is menstrating on Valentines day it is called an Amish Mule.
Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.
Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.
Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.
Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.
Person 1: “ It will be a day of raw dogging and an Amish Mule.”
Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”
Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”
“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”
“YES!! I love blood punch!”
Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”
Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”
“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”
“YES!! I love blood punch!”
by Gerald Steve February 13, 2026
Get the Amish Mule mug.Every thirty days, The Amish (and Mennonite) men/boys and women/girls (if you’re them/theys, you’re shit outta luck) — they separate into two groups, pair off, and with homemade soap and well water, lather up each others’ private areas. The men go first; then the bucket (or trough) is passed to the women, and they do the best they can. Waste not, want not, Hezekiah and “Bath”-sheba .
Sodom Dettweiler: “Can you help me pass the sudsy trough and 350-year-old squeegee from the Old Country to Zipporah Diegenderfer? She wants to go first in the proud tradition of Amish worsh-up.
Carthage McFartface: “Hay Detwheeler, remembur yu got Phoebe Braunschweiger pregnant last munth.”
Sodom: “Oh right! Maybe I should go on my Rumspringa….Darn dagnabbit cheese n rice I don’t need another trip to the coat hanger maker.”
Carthage: “Damn straight.”
Carthage McFartface: “Hay Detwheeler, remembur yu got Phoebe Braunschweiger pregnant last munth.”
Sodom: “Oh right! Maybe I should go on my Rumspringa….Darn dagnabbit cheese n rice I don’t need another trip to the coat hanger maker.”
Carthage: “Damn straight.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne March 16, 2026
Get the Amish Worsh-Up mug.My boyfriend and I got Amish Ivy after I role-played as a desperate Amish woman and my boyfriend screwed my brains out in a field.
by FrequentC July 22, 2025
Get the Amish Ivy mug.The tribe in the U.S. state Ohio who choose to be AFK from the modern world. Henceforth, the backronym AFK would stand for "Amish Faith Kommunity".
While everyone else is glued to their screens, the Amish tribe in Ohio is going AFK from the modern world, embracing their simple way of living.
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