top tit

as in soccer u score upper 90 in hockey you score top tit, located in the top corners on the net

after i dangled the defensemen i sniped the goalie over the glove top tit

by deerhunter 4 December 10, 2009

tit fit

A phenomenon that originally occurred in a small neighborhood known as Germantown, located in Quincy, Mass. A tit fit is when two G-Town mothers square off in the street with babies in hand, and throw punches at each other in a cyclonic fashion. As they fight, the saddle bags they call tits plop out of their shirts, wife beaters, etc., and seem to a have a mind of their own. Eventually, the women can stop punching with their hands, allowing their boobs to battle it out, which at some point look like two sets of helicopter blades smashing into each other. The welfare recipient left standing is usually considered the victor... But considering that the women must slither back into the shithole they call home, and probably catch a worse ass kicking from one of their baby daddies, neither should be too happy with the outcome.

Linda and Katie-Lynn were brawlin down the basketball courts when Katie-Lynn's shirt got ripped and she had the biggest tit fit. Them titties were flippin and a floppin errrr wherrr!!

by tommybombs May 24, 2015

Sugar on Tits

This is just an expression one can use to express pleasure when something has happened or will happen that is so amazing or cool, but you desire to use a term a little stronger than nice, sweet, awesome, etc; you use the term "Sugar on Tits".

"Dude, if this amazing thing happens to me next week, it will be so fricken awesome. Could you imagine?" says one guy

"I know", says the other, "It'll be so fricken sweet, it's like Sugar on Tits." THAT'S SWEET!

by RDEK November 14, 2011

Tits down

When you’re russian and mistake “tits up” for “tits down”

Lazar: “going tits down”
Sims: “tits up not down”
Lazar: “up, down, what’s the difference”

by idunnosomedude April 23, 2021

tit boots

when one has tits so saggy they hit the ground, allowing one to put boots on them, most likely using them as a second pair of legs.

wow Jake, why don't you ask Sherry to put her tit boots on her nasty titties and give you a ride home from work!

by araeos October 26, 2010

tit taggin

taggin urself as some girls tits on Facebook.

dude i was tit taggin that one girls tits on facebook and she was pissed :D

by lolz bastards xD September 26, 2011

Slug tits

Man tits that think they are pecs but in reality collect a slug like residue beneath the creases to resemble the state of a pair of slugs.

Hey man them slug tits aint ever seen a barbell!

by Clarkchenko7 September 4, 2016