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Goober

A very silly individual, perhaps even a silly goose.
"I love the lethal company hoarding bug"
"Yeah it's such a goober"
by ismokecrackcocaine April 25, 2024
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silly goober

Used to describe a disgusting, revolting person who thinks they're "silly" or "quirky." Anyone who uses the term 'silly goober' unironically is a gremlin from the depths of hell who just so happened to return back to earth.
"haha im such a silly goober :3"

-"Dive into a dumpster fire PLEASEEEEEEEEE"
-"SHUT UPPPPPPPP"
-"You're literally 50 years old."
by AbnormalAlpaca May 31, 2024
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Goober

a goober is someone who has gay sex in ubers
by Gucci goober October 31, 2019
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Goofy Goobered

The act of getting your dick pics leaked online
Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!
by Stinky Melodica October 19, 2017
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goober gap

A goober gap is the space between someones goggles and helmet. Usually ending up with a odd lookin windburn
Man did you see the size of that gorbs goober gap
by Grumpygrumz January 19, 2019
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Goober Male

An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.
Despite Xavier's independent and strong nature as a sigma, he is still a Goober Male regardless.
by Mr.Real69 April 19, 2023
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Scoober Goober

A very goofy person.
by Scooter Goober March 5, 2025
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