Sniffing Duck

When, after taking a dump, the person using the toilet sniffs his horrid crap to stall when a person is waiting for them to finish up

Oh man! I really needed to use that stall but that guy pooping was such a sniffing duck to me!

by idkwutmynameis April 25, 2011

Duck you

When autocorrect decides to mess with you so it changes fuck to duck

"Duck you autocorrect"

by Hobi's bitch August 26, 2020

fudge duck

The filling in or replacing of swear words with nonsensical phrases

That's a lot of fudge ducking pizza you got there

by MM.Haybails October 6, 2015

Duck Division

the duck division is a bunch of douche-bags that think they own newgrounds. they are often referred to as DD for short.

They spam it with their crap.
recently they have been submitting a video of terrorists cutting another guys head off - a lot of blood!

A: hey did you hear about that crappy submission on newgrounds about that guy getting his head cut off?

B: yeah

A:guess who submitted it

B: the duck division

A: yeah

by andale524 August 27, 2009

meat duck

Someone of the duck.. also a really good cuddle object (soft and squishy)

Guy: wanna cuddle

Girl: nah I gotta meat duck.

by Yuopi January 30, 2017

duck Skirt

A very short skirt, really close to the crotch.

A duck skirt is a skirt so short you can almost see her quack.

by MetalGuru February 13, 2007

shootin ducks

when ur pants are 2 short (showing above ur ankles)

ur grandpa's shootin ducks

by Jalana February 15, 2006