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Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023
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Crowning

Fingering yourself or another while in the middle of shitting, so the asshole is wider than normal
Yeah ive been crowning a lot recently
by bigbbbbbbbbbb February 28, 2024
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Crown Prince Bone Saw

A nickname for Mohammed Bin Salman al Saud (MBS).
by J.S.F. January 15, 2019
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Nick Crown

A genius entrepreneur who is used as a comparative, similar to Einstein.
"You spent 250$ on a bucket of fried chicken and a fleshlight? You're a real Nick Crown spending money like that!"
by nickcrown January 28, 2024
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crown and down

As in bar lingo: any promotion where they offer crown and down specials includes any cocktails that are not made with “top shelf” liquor.

Including Tito’s and _____. Crown and ____. Jack and ____. Captain and _____. and of course any “well” they may have.

It’s a drink level above “well” but below top shelf. Top shelf meaning anything above Crown: Blanton’s, Angels Envy, Basil Hayden, Azul, Grey Goose.. etc.
i’ll have the crown and down special: Tito’s and soda. Don’t need the Goose and red bull. no bottle service tonight..
by WHTFSU February 10, 2023
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Crown Jewel

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.
My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.
by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024
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Pink Crown

The act of painting a self portrait with your cum on her vagina
Martha: Sex was so good last night he game me a pink crown!
Jane: What is a pink crown?
Martha: You don't know what that is? It feels so good
by Gassy jalapeño January 20, 2022
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