Gin Shower

A pre-event team ritual, usually associated with a sporting match. The team will shout GIN SHOWER and rally in a circle with their right arms all pointing inwards and slightly down. The team will then, in increasing speed, run in a clockwise circle raising their voices and arms in unison until finally at a point determined by the majority, they will all end their yell/cheer at its highest volume while throwing their arms upwards. It is only ever performed before an event or match, to bring good luck.

The team performed a Gin Shower just before stepping onto the court.

by Anagin Skypasser May 20, 2019

goldman shower

When the Finacial Giant Goldman-Sachs posses away everyone’s retirement and homes .

Dude, I was riding high when I got hit by a “Goldman Shower” and I lost everything, but then , Urine is sterile I guess .

by Thebassland September 14, 2019

Shower jousting

a shower joust is where two guys are taking a shower and decide to joust with their wet penises

man 1: hey wanna shower joust together no homo man2: sure man shower jousting sounds fun no homo

by papa spaghettios June 6, 2018

gametime shower

a shower taken when you are about to be part of an important event such as a party, or when you are going to tackle a challenge. the shower is not done till you leave the bathroom

for the duration of the shower you may use your best soap, wash cloth, toothpaste, etc.

if you do not come out of the shower with your game face on, you did it wrong

possibly the best shower known to man
(don't forget to gaze into the mirror)

Jeff was late for his own party because he was in the gametime shower.

by handsomevirgil February 27, 2010

Cabin Shower

Applying perfume, deodorant or body spray in place of taking a shower when the time and/or resources required for an actual shower are not available.

Coined and most commonly used by people living out in rural areas where either a.) running water in a house or cabin is not common or b.) one's job or community does not demand a daily shower.

Also can be used to describe the fragrant product itself.

"Dude, I totally took a cabin shower tonight because I was running so late!"

At the grocery store:
"I just need to grab some cabin shower, hang on."

by PlayaLove July 26, 2009

Shower Text

A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.

Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.

by Oreolization May 13, 2018

A shower of cunts

Colloquialism/collective noun

1. A description of the current British political system.

2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents

The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.

by dizzyeyedbex October 19, 2016