It’s national lemme eat your ass day so your girl gotta let you eat her has no matter where y’all are.
You: let me eat your ass(while in supermarket)
Her: no we in public dude
You: it’s December 23 and that’s national let me eat your ass day
Her: fine (pulls pants down)
Her: no we in public dude
You: it’s December 23 and that’s national let me eat your ass day
Her: fine (pulls pants down)
by Suiiiiiiiii December 22, 2021

Today is July 23, National send cute photos to your boyfriend day, so you must send a photo of you to your boyfriend!
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This is the day when all fairy god mothers unleash there inner spectacle of greatness and have fun with the shreks Of the world
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the crafty maneuver employed by a male during urination when he unexpectedly realizes that he must also defecate; accomplished by pausing midstream, then performing a 180 degree rotation
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