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Bentgineering works

When train companies shut various parts of the national network (usually on a weekend), causing untold inconvenience for the mugs who already pay through the nose for a shite service. Incredibly gay (no offence) and annoying.
"Shit, I was going to visit my sister in Newcastle this weekend, but there are bentgineering works on GNER".

"That's so bent, the line was fucked up a fortnight ago too".
by Dogtanian101 October 24, 2007
mugGet the Bentgineering worksmug.

Working the clay

Working the clay: To engage in sexual foreplay, like in that scene with the Pottery Wheel that was in that movie Ghost. A shirtless Patrick Swayze came all up behind Demi Moore and started massaging a big phallic looking clump of clay, then sticking his fingers in her clay and then she got all hot and sexy and totally fucked up the vase she was working on and then they had really intensely passionate R-rated movie sex with fake multiple orgasms. Because of this movie scene enrollment in Pottery Making Classes went through the roof! :-D
Demi Moore is so old and decrepit now that Ashton Kutcher must have to spend at least an hour " working the clay " before even attempting to stick his dick in her sandbox and I'm sure as hell that he still would get a dry burn on his dick so bad that it would require multiple skin grafts!

Ashton: Hey Demi. Could you slap on a little more Geriatric K-Y please! I think there are sparks shooting off my dick!

Demi: Did you hear that cracking noise! I think you just broke my hip!!!
by tonyfamous June 23, 2011
mugGet the Working the claymug.

gloves work

(quote) - Phrase OJ Simpson uttered while appointed to President Joe Biden's cabinet as COVID-19 safety constant under Dr. Fauci. Mr. Simpson was considered for the position to increase public awareness of strategies to stop spread of COVID-19.
Did you see the public service announcement about gloves w masks? it's called "gloves work" ?

Oh thats very informative! Glad that Biden has chosen to keep us safe!!!😊 Who is the face of this project?

OJ Simpson of course!! He is a true believer. 🧤
by $lapaho February 7, 2021
mugGet the gloves workmug.

Work Demon

The state of being when you're working up a storm and won't stop until you're finished. Almost as if being possessed by a demon.
Granny: He's got the Work Demon on him. He won't stop! He's chopped wood, mowed the lawn , and weeded the garden already!
by Nateson Richardman September 9, 2016
mugGet the Work Demonmug.

working on fig

Prostituting yourself for mere change. Cheapest whores ever Extra cheap after rainy days
After exhausting all my funds I was employed by a pimp making easy money while working on fig.
by True Boss Lady March 3, 2014
mugGet the working on figmug.

Work Dump

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
by Mr.nj June 13, 2016
mugGet the Work Dumpmug.

Work Homie

A person you hangout with at work, but never speak to outside of work.
Brandon to Miguel. '' Hey did you invite Omar to the party? '' Miguel to Brandon '' Naw Omars a Work Homie''
by Greenfiend March 14, 2010
mugGet the Work Homiemug.

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