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Work Dump

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
by Mr.nj June 13, 2016
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work fun

The mild, qualified sense of pleasure one experiences when engaged in a social or recreational activity in the work/office context. Not to be confused with "actual fun."
A: "How was the company rafting trip?"
B: "You know--drank some beers, ate food, made small talk, managed not to slug anyone. It was work fun."
by A$APdanny May 28, 2014
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Work Beeotch

A drinking buddy that clocks in with you and drinks like it's their job. See clock in.
Hey Work Beeotch...Are you clocking in tonight?
by WorkBeeotch Mandi June 14, 2011
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Work Demon

The state of being when you're working up a storm and won't stop until you're finished. Almost as if being possessed by a demon.
Granny: He's got the Work Demon on him. He won't stop! He's chopped wood, mowed the lawn , and weeded the garden already!
by Nateson Richardman September 9, 2016
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work coma

When you've been working so much you miss out on pop culture references.
Dude, what's all this "winning" stuff that Charlie Sheen has been saying? I've been in a total work coma for the last few weeks.
by Defyna May 10, 2011
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Working the clay

Working the clay: To engage in sexual foreplay, like in that scene with the Pottery Wheel that was in that movie Ghost. A shirtless Patrick Swayze came all up behind Demi Moore and started massaging a big phallic looking clump of clay, then sticking his fingers in her clay and then she got all hot and sexy and totally fucked up the vase she was working on and then they had really intensely passionate R-rated movie sex with fake multiple orgasms. Because of this movie scene enrollment in Pottery Making Classes went through the roof! :-D
Demi Moore is so old and decrepit now that Ashton Kutcher must have to spend at least an hour " working the clay " before even attempting to stick his dick in her sandbox and I'm sure as hell that he still would get a dry burn on his dick so bad that it would require multiple skin grafts!

Ashton: Hey Demi. Could you slap on a little more Geriatric K-Y please! I think there are sparks shooting off my dick!

Demi: Did you hear that cracking noise! I think you just broke my hip!!!
by tonyfamous June 23, 2011
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Linger Working

A form of working most commonly found among most construction and all military jobs.
When working outside, frequent smoke breaks, chatting with coworkers, adjusting ipod/changing song and quick snack breaks constitutes linger working.
Linger Working is taught by direct superiors and usually caused by no predetermined time deadline or little interest in day to day activites by higher ups. In most cases, lingering is actually encouraged by chain of command.
Doushebag1: Man, youve been chipping, grinding and sanding all day and that wall isnt even bare metal.

Doushebag2: Dude fuck that, todays a tuesday, ive been linger working. I smoked three packs of newports, listened to Yani's greatest hits, ran 4 miles then lifted, ate 2 bags of beef jerkey, and at noon my E-6 started walking around in a speedo talking about his pet falcon.
by Lingerers... December 15, 2008
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