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Work Scholarship

In the college world, many honors students get financial aid through what is called a "work scholarship".

This is, for all intents and purposes, indentured servitude.

The work itself is almost always menial and meaningless, and it is easier to schedule an interview with manti te'o's girlfriend than it is to find out how much the scholarship is actually worth. But rest assured, you will never see a dime of your "wages".

Also,if you come up short of the 75 required work hours in the semester, prepare to have your balls lopped off.
Person 1: "Did you get in to that college?"

Person 2: "Yeah, and I got offered a work scholarship!"

Person 1: "I thought indentured servitude was illegal?"
by Joejitsu101 February 16, 2014
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work coma

When you've been working so much you miss out on pop culture references.
Dude, what's all this "winning" stuff that Charlie Sheen has been saying? I've been in a total work coma for the last few weeks.
by Defyna May 10, 2011
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throw work

To do or say anything that will get you laid.
I had to throw work at her all night before I got lucky.
by Eddie Bell May 27, 2008
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Work Rape

This definition applies to government employees and poor treatment of it's employees.

When the employer viciously assaults you with the metaphorical sandpaper dildo that is being forced to work long shifts, pay out the ass for medical care and does not allow you to have any days off. Work Rape may also take the form of not acting on a contract they had already approved. This is not to be confused with the lesser violation, Work Molestation where they add a little courtesy spit and allow you 8 hours between shifts. The employer truly does not understand, that no means no.
John "I've been working for 14 days straight, 14!!!!" Tim "The employer isn't done Work Raping you yet, i'm on day 27!!"

Greg "I pay $30 a year for health insurance" Sam "Im being Work Raped by paying over$1000 a month!! The worst part is, I have other insurance but can not opt out of the Work Rape!!! There is truly no escape from the sandpaper wrath of the employer"
by Flat Randy August 13, 2017
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Work on a Project

To go to the house of a partner in a class project and get completely stoned
Steve-O "hey ben lets totally WORK ON A PROJECT, that one for marine bio wud be nice"

Ben "Dude I love working on projects!"
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detective work

Hey there; do you and your friends want to come back to my van and do some detective work?
by Jean Genet Ramsey October 21, 2008
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working on fig

Prostituting yourself for mere change. Cheapest whores ever Extra cheap after rainy days
After exhausting all my funds I was employed by a pimp making easy money while working on fig.
by True Boss Lady March 3, 2014
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