Constipated Smile

That awkward half-forced smile you flash people when you want to acknowledge them but don’t want to be bothered to follow with an actual interaction.
“Who is that guy giving you the constipated smile”?

“Oh, he’s our neighbour that just moved in”.
by Enzo Fenucci August 04, 2018
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anti-smile

An anti-smile is a facial expression caused by excessive consumption of ecstacy or mdma. The anti-smile will usually manifest itself during the come-down period - the person appears to be smiling upside down.
1. Matey must be off his box, look at that anti-smile.

2. Oi bruv, wat wrong with your mate?
Nothin, hes just anti-smiling

3. How chiseled is ya boy? Look at his anti-smile
by Oggzy blau March 30, 2007
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Joker's smile

The smeared red lips resulting when one person performs cunnilingus on a woman during her time of the month. Resembles "the Joker" from Batman.
I was so drunk I didn't realize I ate her bloody snatch until the next day when I noticed I had a joker's smile in the mirror.
by tim's taint December 21, 2004
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pfizer smile

The smile you have after getting vaccinated with pfizer covid 19 vaccine.
I just got the pfizer jab and now I am stuck with the pfizer smile
by bbliss17 June 13, 2022
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pinewood smile

The creepy smirk dead people have on their faces at a funeral.
The funeral was nice but Bob had a real Pinewood Smile on his face.
by Grunky Peep October 16, 2017
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White Smile

The weird, vague smile a white person gives you when you pass them on the street.

They usually give you the feeling that you just screwed up your entire life and your non existent children and the neighbors dog.
"I just walked past Tom at the office and he gave me the white smile." "I'm tired of white smiles. Its like they don't even mean it."
by Sifoa009 May 26, 2018
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Devious smile

Cunning smile, indicates that one is “up to something.”
The grinchs’ devious smile indicates he might have a plan to ruin christmas.
by You’rewelcome February 21, 2018
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