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Howard

Howard is funny
by Glitch- dog November 9, 2022
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Jim Howard

An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.
Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?
by That Friend November 19, 2017
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a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows
She looks like she's had a john howard
by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022
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Howard

Howard
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by Wooooohoooooo April 18, 2025
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Howard

Referring to an exemplary individual. A person who demonstrates model or ideal behavior. Derived from the debut single of American singer-songwriter Montell Jordan; "This is How we do it" and the associated meme of individual "Howie Dewitt".
"You are so Howard"; "You've Howard-it"; "Way to Howard"
by anonymous February 2, 2024
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Ryan Howard

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.
Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.
by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015
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howards way

Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.
Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.
by Big J B June 29, 2022
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