Best Week Ever

The most hilarious show ever created where comedians and funny people from the internet talk about things that happened during the week. Can be seen on the weekends on VH1.

I heard that joke about the Olsen Twins on Best Week Ever.

by SecCom October 9, 2004

Two week method

Technique for winning over a girl. After establishing to the girl that you care about her and want her, you ignore her at all cost for 2 weeks. After 2 weeks, text her “I miss you.”

Guy 1: bro, this girls playing hard to get, what should I do?
Guy 2: Hit her with the two week method, the tension will make her want you more.

by Jack5473 December 23, 2018

Two week list

A two week list is a list of the people who must not be allowed to live longer than you. Therefore, when you are told you have two weeks to live it is time to start checking off the names on your list.

It's basically a bucket list of murder.

That's it! I'm putting you on my two week list. You better hope I don't get sick!

by Godlessness April 20, 2011

Long ass week

Having a very bad week or dragged out week that never seems to end.

I had a long ass week, I'm glad its over.

by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009

shark week

The week of a woman's period, when all she is doing is chumming for sharks

During shark week Joanna was a total bitch

by Benny the Red April 25, 2015

'bout a week ago

A famous line by Bobby Shmurda in his song Hot Nigga. When you hear this line near the end of the song, it is an absolute MUST to do the shmoney dance.

Bitch caught a body 'bout a week ago *black folks start to dance*

by The Real Bobby Shmurda November 3, 2014

Motley Crue week

A week in which a guy has sex with three or more girls.

Alan has been hitting the bars a lot, trying to have a Motley Crue week.

by Tommy Mack May 20, 2012