weenie

noun: military in origin, derisive term for a personal or administrative assistant to a flag-grade officer (colonels, generals, navy captains or admirals). The term refers to a support or staff role, as opposed to an individual in a line or operations position in an organization. In the corporate world, this term may refer to someone in a personnel/human resources or accounting role, as opposed to someone in a sales, manufacturing, or engineering role.

"The HR weenies that come up with these policies have never set foot in a customer's facility. No wonder they don't have a clue..."

by speedstan February 23, 2010

weenie

a dork, a dweeb. Not necessarily a bad thing.
see mims,mimszinski

don't be such a weenie

by daniul webstir April 29, 2005

Weebie

A juvenile human. Often rotund, facile, and fond of the attempted consumption of vistor wristwatches and candlesticks. Etymology Shaun Maulding, Professor of such things and others.

Um, Mike, your Weebie is trying to eay my watch...

Don't worry he cannot digest it.

by Mike Byrns May 17, 2005

Australian Weekend

When the weekend goes by fast like somehow you were transported to Australia and it's Monday already.

Wow, that was an Australian Weekend!

by Koi December 10, 2008

L7 Weenie

L7 is a square. An L7 weenie is a square weenie. A square weenie is useless, you can't fit a square peg in a round hole.

That first baseman is usless, he couldn't a cold. He is an L7 weenie

by SwampM0nster March 20, 2019

weenie waver

Flasher; flag waver; one who engages in indecent exposure

The little weenie waver pleaded guilty and got six months.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003

weekendlessness

a feeling one usually has on Friday in the evening when the weekend has not really started yet, but one already feels so great about the two next days that they seem to be longer than 48 hours

Jack: Weekend!
Mark: Yes, a total weekendlessness! I mean, I know it's only two days, but they seem so great to me that I feel like they will never end. You know what I mean?
Jack: Totally, bro! Totally!

by KurtSteinerPL February 15, 2010