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beaver weasel

A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.
She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.
by nardcoresincebirth August 14, 2016
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Angry Weasel

When your bearded boyfriend motorboats you
His angry weasel really tickled me!
by SaltyT83 June 11, 2019
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weasel face

Having resemblance to Joey Ramone
by Joelforce September 17, 2016
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Butt Weasel

A butt Weasel is a person who is considered a scrawny little weirdo you'll often witness them Yelling at people of authority, females and their own mothers. at night the butt weasel curls into a ball like position and contemplates its next stupid move of the following day. Its main task at work is to do absolutley nothing and become very agitated once they are summoned to do physical labor at their job.
Wow i cannot believe that Guy is yelling at his female boss like that, although it had planted many trees and are physically tired doesnt mean the butt weasel can do absolutley nothing at work, occasionally will say multiple retarted outbursts
by Res562cue May 14, 2016
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chin weasel

Sparce scraggly-looking facial hair found among adolescents and twenty-somethings meant to be used to debase their ability to grow a beard.
Girl at the bar: “Some guy just asked me for my number, and he had quite the chin weasel.” (Rolls eyes)
by KTLou December 11, 2018
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weasel-bastard

Weasel-Bastard

N. An infant weasel or similar rodent that has been abandoned by it's parental figures, or potentially has a sound cloud rapper father that has neglected his fatherly responsibilities

Adj. A poorly formed insult created in the spur of the moment during a meltdown, intended to deliver a crucial blow to the victim; however, they are often left confused and unintended

Synonyms: Parakeet-Bitch, Douche Canoe, Ass Cat
N. "Look at that poor weasel-bastard out in the cold night alone"

Adj. "You're a weasel-bastard for interfering with our marriage"
by Spumonte December 19, 2017
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weasel in a can

"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"
by aho bitch ass motherfucker March 27, 2015
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