Longview, Washington 

A town in southwest Washington that, while admittedly more than a little boring, is populated on the whole by regular people living their regular lives.

"Women from Longview, Washington don't all get pregnant as teenagers."

"Olympia, Washington and Longview, Washington have roughly the same ratio of dramatic kids in their high schools."

Longview, Washington by Hyacinthus42 November 13, 2011

Lake Stevens, Washington 

The BEST little town in Washington State. About 15 minuites away from Everett, Washington. Lake Stevens is also known as Lake Town, and is filled with beautiful pot smokers. It also has the biggest selection of super fan for Lake Stevens High School.

I live in Lake Stevens, Washington, and it is the best place to be.

Lake Stevens, Washington by Morgan12345 February 17, 2009

university of washington 

State operated academic institution; primary campus located in Seattle, WA.

The University of Washington has numerous academic programs in science, math, english, and more. Too bad the football team sucks.

university of washington by Butch T. Cougar June 15, 2005

Denzel Washington 

(b.1954) A popular American actor/African-American sex symbol. Denzel Washington was the second black man to win an Oscar for "best actor" second to Sidney Poiter (1963). Voted America's favorite actor and regarded by many as one of the greatest actors alive. Denzel Washington has NEVER made a bad film before.

Person A: I saw that new movie with Denzel Washington the other day.

Person B: Well was it any good?

Person A: .........

Person B: Sorry dumb question.

Denzel Washington by Alpha6 March 14, 2007

The Washington Post 

One of the most prestigious & credible news organizations along with The New York Times and Wall Street Journal. After all, the paper is the reason why Richard Nixon resigned.

While Trump supporters hate it, but it's also a thorn to the sides of every Bernie Bro because they despise that an evil billionaire like Jeff Bezos owns it and when reporters write pieces to let readers know that Bernie Sanders is a divisive old goat making proposals that are economically impossible. Cults don't like it when their almighty leaders get fact checked.

The Washington Post isn't fake news. Sorry Trumpers and Berners!

The Washington Post by Soul_Driver November 6, 2019

George Washington 

A term used to describe a penis that is one quarter erect. Not quite a half chub, but also not just a limp dick

Alex: Damn that girls titties were nasty as hell

Stephen: I don't know man they still gave me a george washington

George Washington by Stephen Strouse January 6, 2009

denzel washington 

The greatest actor ever to walk on the face of the earth. Sometimes refered to as "the zel" because he pwns that much ass in his movies, that he can have his own nickname. I wouldnt be the least bit surprized if the zel was actually god or the mesiah that the jews have been looking for. He even did a queer nickolodian commericial and made it greatness. If you disagree with me then you are retarded, AND THE ZEL WILL SMITE YOU WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ACTING SKILLS BITCH!

My friend:dude im gonna get fucking LAIED tonite
Me: Denzel Washington has a new movie out
My friend: ZOMG!! im going to tell mirah carey right infront of her TITS that im going to see the new zel movie!!
Me: your right the zel owns mariah carey

denzel washington by slizzamin samuel September 17, 2008