Cheek wanking

When you pull the skin on your cheeks and let go so it make a weird nose

Person one: stop cheek wanking its weird
Person 2: *does it again*

by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020

squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game

Hurry up, stop squid wanking in the corner!

by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020

targeted watering

The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.

"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"

by Married2aScott September 18, 2020

Guatemalan Watering Hole

When a significant other sticks there entire face and head into there partners asshole

Yeah Morgan gave me that good Guatemalan Watering Hole...

by JUJUTG October 20, 2020

Flag Wanking

Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.

Boris Johnson enjoyed **Flag Wanking** in parilament today.

by Oure April 21, 2021

african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.

My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.

by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021

Climate Wanking

When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.

Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?

Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.

Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.

by Mike109999 November 2, 2021