Walmart Dweller

One (Usually decrepit and disgusting) individual who spends an unusually large amount of time at Walmart.

Bobby “Wow that lady is fucking weird looking. Why is she always here?”
Brandon “She is simply a Walmart Dweller. If you don’t bother her, don’t worry. She’ll be sure to bother you.”

by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021

Walmart Frodo

like frodo, incredibly short. because of lack of demand, there is currently a clearance sale that is selling it at 50% off at your local Walmarts. Common characteristics include delusion, Napoleon complex, and straw colored hair. please call 911 if you catch one roaming out in the wild.

Joe: yo what is that thing over there putting on stilts

David: hey it’s just the neighborhood Walmart frodo

by rk126 November 21, 2021

Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd

Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling

by Cools Man December 1, 2024

Walmart

it’s a store. What else would it be

Welcome to Walmart

by giomtz68 April 7, 2021

Walmart

America's #1 low price leader where a lot of your friends/family shop I'm sure but there are almost always some customers who complain about customer service for example.

Walmart has great prices on a lot of things but the customer service was lousy if yah ask me.

by 0221SAM January 19, 2020

Walmart Lion

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."

Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.

by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023

Walmart

a place regarded in various religions as the abode of God (or the gods) and the angels, and of the good after death, often traditionally depicted as being above the sky.

my friend died and went to walmart

by dón-an-amadán November 21, 2022