by tenaciousday October 18, 2012
Get the Pussy Wafflemug. Falling asleep or passing out infront of a computer where ones head is laying on the keyboard, the keys leaving a geometric pattern that resembles the imprint of a waffle.
Trying to Power level a character on World of Warcraft, Johnny passed out after day four later to awaken waffle-faced.
by Goldendale August 11, 2006
Get the waffle-facedmug. On a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the butt. This mass has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. In a co-worker, the presence of a butt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of "old shit".
"Hold still, you fucking cocksucker. If we don't get this butt waffle off yer ass, you'll have to stay outside for a week." (Generally screamed at a dog or cat, Not a co-worker.)
by Hairy Dog Owner September 28, 2006
Get the Butt wafflemug. by Creamy santa January 21, 2017
Get the Waffle stompingmug. 1. When a person sends numerous texts continuously, not giving one the opportunity to respond.
2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message
2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message
Bill: Damnit! Jen keeps sending these messages while I'm trying to respond to the first damned one!!
Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.
Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.
Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.
Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.
by PickleDaVeggieMan October 27, 2009
Get the waffle textsmug. by Dirtyypete May 14, 2018
Get the Waffle Saucemug. by Anonymous June 11, 2006
Get the Flipping Wafflesmug.