Wow Bomb

A wow bomb consists of many repeated "wow's" in a single consecutive "wow" chain. This occurs when certain people are told something they find surprising or don't believe. The wow's can vary in length and some are emphasized more than others. A wow bomb can sound like someone trying to get their car started but instead of pistons pumping, you hear wows.

Chris: "Man I told Ben I didn't like tacos and the Wow Bomb went off."
Jeff: "You don't like tacos?!"
Chris: "No."
Jeff: "Wow! wow! wow! wow wow wow! WOW! wow WOW WOW! wow wow! WOW! WOW! WOW! wow wow wow WOW!"

by SlimJim Overtan May 12, 2009

J-Wow

An incompetent worker, lacking in the ability to understand simple concepts and/or follow simple rules. Often believes they are mostly, or always correct, but rarely are.

Holy crap, that is a total J-wow installation, how are we going to fix this?

by Professor Hugh G Rection November 06, 2014

Wow Mom

Wow Mom; Getting a tattoo of a "M" on each butt cheek and using your Bung Hole as the "O" so it spells MOM when you bend over.

Did you see Carla's new tattoo on her ass, when she bends over it says Mom.

Ya but when she showed me it said Wow.

WOW MOM, Wow.... Mom...

by Mr Shocker April 18, 2010

bow wow

FiOne aSS GuY

BoW WoW iS @##%$ FiObE

by BoW WoW iSh CooL June 17, 2003

Bow Wow

bow wow iz da finest ass nigga in da world. ya'll jus haten on him cuz he hot. forget hot hes hotter then hot.

bow wow iz ma boo

by hiphopstar June 11, 2004

Sham Wow

A mega fail relating to Vince, the sham wow guy, who got arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue.

Boy 1: Did you hook up with that fat chick last night.
Boy 2: Ya
Boy 1: Sham Wow!

by MeKr March 28, 2009

bow wow

bow wow is the fiones boy in the rap game

He so fione he make me dribble

by lil lele August 18, 2003