Beating your wire

We're a male masturbates until his left arm goes numb and cums.

Dan: what are you doing
Bruce: AHHHHHHHH
Dan: Are you beating your wire.

by Uqksvsns October 17, 2018

hell on a wire

A TOW missile, like the ones being sent to Ukraine. It is a wire-guided(hence “on a wire”) missile that cannot be jammed.

Did you hear that Ukraine just got some TOW missiles to help against the Russian invasion?
Goddamn, the Russians will be served hell on a wire tonight

by That motherfucker right there November 12, 2022

Bag o' Wire

Jamaican Patwah for liar/betrayer.

Mi nuh truss him, him a bag o' wire

by RedditAdmin August 1, 2023

wirese

To 'wirese' is a sexual endevour with any type of ethernet cable, the greater the bandwidth capacity the greater the pleasure.

So I walked in on Exl performing wirese on a cat6 cable the other day

by env September 16, 2005

hetero ground wire

a woman in a menage a trois involving homophobic men

Jill offered to be Bill's hetero ground wire in a menage a trois involving Bill's coworker Stan.

by purple phaedrus May 15, 2008

The Wire

Adj. To describe a state of unease that you would feel if your life was like the hit TV show The Wire

Noun. An unpleasant situation that could possibly derive from The Wire.

JD: This place scares me, its like The Wire over here.

Bob: You better shut up or your life is gonna be The Wire.

by Ampere Jets April 14, 2010

Wire Hanger

When you fuck a pregnant woman and your dick pulls her baby out prematurely.

"Wasn't Jennifer pregnant?"

"No, her boyfriend fucked her like a wire hanger."

by Big Dick Donatello February 27, 2018