To forcefully elevate the waistline of your target's undergarments to well beyond their standard operational limits. Primary objective is to induce a state of embarrassed mortification in the target, but secondary objectives can include forced skidmarks, anal friction, and distended testicles
If that little spastic even thinks about coming to sit at our table this lunchtime, I'm going to wedgie him so badly that his arse will think it's being strangled.
by irreverent August 5, 2006
Get the wedgie mug.a wedgie that goes over ur forehead and becomes almost impossible to get off unless u have a friend or ur underwear rip. so F---in painful.
ok, so this happened to me wen i was 8, so if anything seems young, thats why. i was with my friend sleeping over my house playing video games wen the bell rang, and we figured it was the pizza we ordered, so we get up and walk out the door when my 12 year old brother, who goes to our school, grabbed us and dragged us into the bathroom. in ther he stripped us down 2 our undies(spongebob 4 my friend and power rangers on me. he laughed at us, then gave us both swirlies and then gave us both double wedgies til he destroyed our undies at hed hight. he then forced us into my 6 year old bed wetting sisters training panties that are basically underwear, and dragged us outside wer he hung us from two seperate trees and glued bags of hot water to our hands and left. about 6 hours later he found us soaking wet and asleep. he took a ton of pictures, and posted them all over the school. then he took us down and pulled our undies thru our fenece and tied a tennis ball to keep us ther. about 4 hrs later we woke up with my mega-hot neighbor(and now girlfriend) standing over us. we were utterly humiliated, and i didnt talk to my brother til i gave him an atomic wedgie him in front of his girl. ;)
by wedgie warrior January 26, 2013
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a dice dare that involvs having a set of dice and haveing a list of dares labelled 1-6 (or more). a wedgie dice dare just meens that the dares are wedgie and pain/pleasure related.
wedgie dice dare
roll the dice (1) first and then go and get the stuff cuz u might not have it all and probs wont want to go out an d get the stuff.
Girls and boys:
1-wear a stretchy thong in ashoulder wedgie until it breaks completly of you
2- puke in tighty-witys and and give yourself a perminant wedgie for 2 days and u cant go to the toilet or have a shower.
3- have a thong (g-string) soaked in alchahole and get 2 people to give u a skeeacky clean wedgie until the thong breaks!
4- watch 40 mins of porn while mastrubating then shuv a dido up your pussy and your ass, get someone to spank you with something painful for 30 mins then take dildos out and put a pair of grannie panties on and give yourself a nature wedgie (see on wedgiegirls.com) until uderwear breaks
5- bra connection wedgie for 5 hours
6-spreed crunchy penut butter on your privates, wear a thong thats been covered in jam (anytype), and strapsome peices of bread to your boobs using duct tape and go out like that (nothing else on except a pair of high heels) and ask everybody if they could give you a wedgie or spank you.
i hope you like this ( i know its quite female based but you could wear tighty wighties for number 4)
roll the dice (1) first and then go and get the stuff cuz u might not have it all and probs wont want to go out an d get the stuff.
Girls and boys:
1-wear a stretchy thong in ashoulder wedgie until it breaks completly of you
2- puke in tighty-witys and and give yourself a perminant wedgie for 2 days and u cant go to the toilet or have a shower.
3- have a thong (g-string) soaked in alchahole and get 2 people to give u a skeeacky clean wedgie until the thong breaks!
4- watch 40 mins of porn while mastrubating then shuv a dido up your pussy and your ass, get someone to spank you with something painful for 30 mins then take dildos out and put a pair of grannie panties on and give yourself a nature wedgie (see on wedgiegirls.com) until uderwear breaks
5- bra connection wedgie for 5 hours
6-spreed crunchy penut butter on your privates, wear a thong thats been covered in jam (anytype), and strapsome peices of bread to your boobs using duct tape and go out like that (nothing else on except a pair of high heels) and ask everybody if they could give you a wedgie or spank you.
i hope you like this ( i know its quite female based but you could wear tighty wighties for number 4)
by fnutter September 12, 2010
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I was at the changing room of a private resort, and I didn't know that the 'troublemaker' was here. He had beat me in the past, in attempts to ruin my sex life. The guy is fat as hell to. Anyway, I was in boxer-briefs that were way to big, and he came up behind me and grabbed the front and back of my underwear. He slammed me to the ground, still holding the wedgie. He dragged me over to the urinal, and it was full of dark yellow piss, and it stunk horribly of piss. He told me I had to slurp it all up or he would squeaky-clean wedgie me. I said no way, so with all the strength he had, he stretched my underwear to string size and flossed my ass. I screamed like a girl and began to cry. Then he took off my underwear and showed me the smears of my own shit and blood. He stuffed the shitty, bloody underwear in my mouth. Then he took off his pants. His saggy ass was right over my head. He spread his asscheeks apart and stuffed my face between them. The rancid smell was to much. I could not breath. Then he started farting. I could feel it spraying little bits of shit on my face and in my mouth and nose. I thought he would stop, but he went as far as to force an enormous shit out onto my face. It smushed into my eyes nose and mouth. He ran laughing, leaving me laying on the floor with my face coated with his shit, and my ass bleeding out, crying so bad it was hard to move.
by facefullofshit March 22, 2009
Get the Wedgie mug.one day when i was in 6th grade i decided to go to the forest during summer i wore breifs back then and two pair extra extra large incase i got a wedgie and good thing to cause two guys jumped me one picked me up by my underwear and put some pine cones in there and then they took some rope and hung me right in the middle of the soccer post for three hours after that they made me call home and tell them i was going to be gone for a few days nobody cared i was open game after that they put me on a tree while that time atleast six bystanders passed by and didn't even help a few even made it worse by putting pine cones in there after that they let me go at least i thought but as ounce as i got five feet i was actully begging to be put back in a wedgie so they put me on a teather ball pole but i coudn't get down cause they putt me in these like 8 in boots but after a janitor tried to help get me down he just took the boots off i was kinda glad to see the guys come back and give me food but then i had to sleep in a hanging wedgie i didn't care at alll all they really did was give me a hanging wedgie all day for the next 2 days i got 100% alchlohol put in my pants some people tryed helping but i didn't want to get out of the wedgie i wanted to stay in it the hole time even though i pissed my breifs like a hole lot and my underwear was way over my head i actully like it
by Wedgie Lad 50708 November 14, 2010
Get the hanging wedgie mug.n. 1. An upwards pulling of the underwear from the back, given by a bully. The victim might then be hung by the underwear from a fence or a hooking device of some sort.
n. 2. An unintentional sticking of the undergarments between buttocks. Can be the result of sitting on a bike for too long, wearing a thong, or, in the case of girls, those fricking uncomfortable pads.
n. 2. An unintentional sticking of the undergarments between buttocks. Can be the result of sitting on a bike for too long, wearing a thong, or, in the case of girls, those fricking uncomfortable pads.
1. Dude, I'm so fly; I gave Paul Martin a wedgie.
2. S.O.S. My thong has given me a wedgie. I shall now proceed to descend the stairs while subconsciously picking at it.
2. S.O.S. My thong has given me a wedgie. I shall now proceed to descend the stairs while subconsciously picking at it.
by Leesh April 29, 2005
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