A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.
The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.
by Ikiryo Waverider March 23, 2010
Get the Wankers Crispsmug. the offcial latin terminology adopted by the vatican to identify the lowly chav. lol. burberrious wankerous is the latin for "lowlife shit eating pikey". use it wisely, unless surrounded by chavs... they won't comprehend...
Thou art a foul member of the family "burberrious wankerous". Go away and stop pestering me, lowly dole scum.
by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 11, 2005
Get the burberrious wankerousmug. Defined by the overly aggressive wrist action exhibited whilst mixing a protein drink after a gym session, the Gym Wanker is demonstrating to as larger audience as possible how hard the workout was and how strong the burn
by Buckers June 11, 2014
Get the Gym Wankermug. Sores on one's genitals from excessive and/or vigorous masturbation. A play on words from the more commonly known canker sore.
by MerkXRTurbo March 13, 2011
Get the Wanker Soremug. A term popularised by the T.V series, "The Inbetweeners" - A wanker who uses the bus because they can't afford to use a car.
by Lloyd and Joe March 13, 2012
Get the Bus Wankersmug. 1. An exceptionally rude or inconsiderate person.
2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.
2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.
1. That arse-wanker just ran over my cat, and then kept driving!
2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!
2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!
by Pat Coonigans November 1, 2010
Get the arse-wankermug. by thatboythehitdogscottbaby May 19, 2009
Get the salad wankermug.