mall-walking

When people get to a certain age they walk around the mall instead of walking outside.

The toilet is always near when you're mall-walking.

by CanadianTobyandAbel January 17, 2016

brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.

I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.

by khaytsus April 15, 2010

Walking Wanker

Typically an individual, who walks on the street, who looks like an outright wanker.
A wanker being, a person who "wanks" (masturbates). Which in essence, includes everyone.

Some deviants may include: Wanka, Vanka, Wanko, Wenka, Wonka, Wnkah, 'anka, 'nkerrr, and etc.

A white pretentious tourist wanker walks down the sidewalk of a rural ghetto village in the Exotic slums of my anus, on the pothole ridden road rides a group of hooligans in a rundown black Toyota Rush, shouting out the malfunctioning windows the following phrase in an act of general defiance against imperialism, political correctness, and general wankery:
"Walking Wanker"

by dragon_ligon_deez December 24, 2016

Combe walk

A walk of incite, anticipation or contemplation which happens over the distance of about 2 miles, at 2am in the morning.

"wow man, im really worried about what is going to happen tomorrow"
"no worries, we will go on a Combe walk to calm you down"

by PeterFan April 21, 2009

Dork walk

A form of walking characterized by exaggerated stride and arm swing, usually performed by white suburban women wearing headphones and athletic attire.

Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.

Check that out that Dork Walker, she must work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

by Silverbullet November 18, 2006

Web walk

This is a dance where someone dresses as spider mans and dances to "Respect My Cryppin'" by Blueface and it features snoop dog
This dance is done by jumping side to side three times, and then jumping with one foot in front of the other. The back foot should be supported by the toe, whilst the other is supported by the heel. After another three jumps, the spider mans will lower himself to the ground, and then he will jump with one foot in front of the other again. Then spider mans will raise one foot in the air and will make the other foot jump over the risen foot.

Here is spider mans doin the web walk

cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664246924748128268/753629769341337710/video0-47.mp4
Hawks is afraid of web walking as she cant hand the true power of it.

Joel is afraid of web walking because he just can't be that cool

by spidermans69 November 3, 2020

Walk the Koala

Perform an act of female masturbation.

"Girlfriend, you know I'm gonna have to walk the koala real soon now..."

by ᴆɛᴌ July 6, 2023