cum waffle

When a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. Whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.

Oh man. Cum waffles ruined my night last night.

by shiionmadii February 22, 2011

wafting

whereafter farting in the general vicinity of another person you procede to wave the stank from your anus towards their face.

no example needed

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

WAFZ

warm and fuzzy feeling you get
-when in love
-when falling in love
-having something really nice said to you by one you love
-simply staring into their eyes and feeling tingley
-or exploding into millions of glitter hearts

Hey baby I love you so you complete me, your the one!

awwwwww wafz!!

by WAFZ KING February 28, 2008

Waffed

Outrageously drunk. Pronounced (Wafe-d). The word came from the accronym W.A.F. which stands for : Wasted As Fuck.

1." Man, I was so waffed last night"
2. That girl is falling everywhere. She must be waffed"

by ayowasted September 20, 2009

Waffle Style

A very sparsely used sexual style, which involves filling every single one of your girls "dimples" with your "syrup"

Jim- "My girlfriend wants to take our relationship to the next level. What should I do.

Random Stranger- " You should try waffle style. Just keep yourself hydrated."

by Jesus Con Carne April 26, 2010

wafflegasm

A rare occurance during which a human literally ejaculates a pre-cooked waffle. It is said to be extremely painful and in extremely rare cases, the waffle is followed by maple syrup and in one recorded instance, a small amount of butter.

1-"I had a wafflegasm last night"
2-"Did it hurt?"
1-"Yeah, im seeing my doctor tommarow."
2-"Has that ever happened to you before?"
1-"Once. I cried.*sniffle*"

by QazRant January 15, 2011

Wafflessness

The state of not possessing any waffles.

Quinn's wafflessness was cured by a delicious platter of fresh blue waffles.

by King.Shlong April 12, 2011