vomicidal

a mental state in which one cannot decide whether to vomit, kill someone, or both

The election of Scott Brown in Massachusetts made me vomicidal.

by Moomoo510 January 21, 2010

Vomatrife

Adj. Used to describe a person, place, situation, or thing. Often in reference to a hideous outfit, a heinous hook-up, and/or a regrettable deed.

1. While innocently sitting at starbucks, your chair is jolted by a red headed beached whale, who's 5'2' 340 pounds and is currently wearing plaid spandex which accentuates her muffin top. "Bitch is vomatrife."

2. After a long night of boozing and debauchery, you find yourself beneath a pre-law, jew-fro'd, drooling mother fucker, who proceeds to ask if he can cum on your stomach. So when your bestfriend texts you in the morning asking how your night went, you say,"Shit was vomatrife."

3. You've been casually fucking a soccer player at your university for the past three months. Nothing could have prepared you for this day. While in the midst of round two, you discover that your monthly gift has arrived early, in full force, and is currently seeping into said soccer players bed mattress. Mid-thrust, you hear #62 ever so softly utter the word, "VOMATRIFE."

by smaxluhhhh December 21, 2010

VSMIT

victorias.secret.model.in.training.

usually extremely sexy, gets alot of guys, and is about to model for victoria's secret.

most likely a girl.

Damn, that VSMIT is so fine!

by VSMIT001 January 24, 2011

Volitoiletry

A personal hygiene product that spontaneously explodes, oozes, or forcibly leaks.

Volitoiletries are not allowed in the passenger cabin.

I was almost injured this morning by a volitoiletry when my shaving cream exploded.

by argodelmar October 5, 2012

vomirrhea

Having both vomiting and diarrhea simultaneously. Replaces the expression "I had it coming out both ends."

I had the flu last week with a fever, aches and pains and constant vomirrhea.

by Sunny Carpenter May 17, 2008

vomiticious

1) something that makes you wanna barf cept it'd be a waste of perfectly good puke (Mona Lisa Smile)

"positively vomiticious, Giselle"
"vomiticious squizzle made me reel, run out and heave ho"

by +Fizza+ December 28, 2005

Vomitatious

Adjective: used to describe something of vomit inducing quality.

My God, what IS that vomitatious smell?

-OR-

Wow, Mary's cooking certainly is vomitatious.

by Dain Miller October 14, 2003