Pedophile Vehicle

A white cargo van that looks sketchy as hell, usually dirty, dented, or missing a hubcap.
Stereotypically the ride of choice for creeps, clowns, or anyone you definitely don’t wanna see parked outside a playground.

Common suspects include: Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econoline, old Dodge Ram Vans, and in other parts of the world, Toyota Hiace, Renault Master, or Volkswagen Crafter.

Jarred: “Yo, why’s that crusty white van circling the block again?”
Jamie: “Bruh, that’s a straight-up pedophile vehicle.”

by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025

The Stones of Venice

A architectual journal written by John Ruskin(1851-53).

Ruskin wrote skillfully and passionatly about an architecture that he felt best reflected the devotion to craftmanship in a building.

The Stones of Venice is an amazing example of how a loving relationship should be recognised and lived.

by wolfdawg8realmind December 6, 2009

operize a motorated vehicle

drunken way of saying operate a motorized vehicle

I am not qualified to operize a motorated vehicle

by annie 1988 March 14, 2011

Bitch Utility Vehicle

A Sports Utility Vehicle which is primarily marketed towards women

I can't believe Matt bought a Ford Escape! Doesn't he know that's a Bitch Utility Vehicle?

by YourDogsAllWet June 29, 2014

breakfast in venice

Cunnilingus.

I was having breakfast in Venice with my girlfriend yesterday. It's the best thing.

by Xephimost August 12, 2015

Urban Assault Vehicle

A 2006 Subaru Outback that can go 4 feet deep underwater, carry 6 frag grenades in the cup holder, and withstand the constant gunshots directed at the back bumper

Bro people keep shooting at my back bumper while I’m 3 feet underwater

Ahh chill man, it just means it’s an urban assault vehicle.

by ThyMemethOfGythavil March 31, 2019

Standard child molestation vehicle

Squad car for the police in opposition to the $500 shit box I could get free for copper poisoning for their abuse in the Guelph police service canines

They raped me at 12 of my childhood education and 16 of my childhood home and children standard child molestation vehicles are disgusting menace to society

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022