Van Goghnuts

Doughnuts but very artisanal.

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Burger van

something very dangerous (deadly)

oh god, that's a burger van! run!

by engine malfunction February 1, 2021

Van Sandwich

When an old bald guy eats an old sandwich that has been left in a van for days.

Have you talked to Dave? He got the shits after eating that van sandwich.

by BigBadJonW January 22, 2019

Pussy Van

A older Dodge Caravan That Very over weight people drive or Karen’s

“Look it’s a Pussy Van”

by Fatbittch shit June 7, 2020

Van Dijk

To be the best defender in the whole world.

"He's our centre half. He's our number 4! Watch him defend. And we watch him score... He can pass the ball. Calm as you like. He's Virgil Van Dijk. He's Virgil Van Dijk!

by BlazingZ January 14, 2019

van woman

A female who is VERY creepy and usually don't talk to many people. Because of that, what does she do after school?

Guy 1 - Holy shit, have you seen Becka? She's a van woman.
Guy 2 - Yea, she is...

by ZackyZack October 23, 2017

Van Frazzled

When you’re Belgian royalty and you’re just over seeing consults.

Ugh I just got 17 vascular foot consults, I’m so Van Frazzled.

Oh no the people of Belgium are revolting. I’m feeling Van Frazzled about it

by freshpressedjustice21 February 12, 2021