valentines rape

when one person forces another to be their valentine

i think that would be classified as valentines rape

by banterful February 27, 2011

Saint Valentine

Mysterious; not known by many; having many misconceptions.

"Whoa, Saint Valentine. I thought I knew, but I never thought that he'd be like that."

by Saint Valentine September 11, 2005

Valentine's Day

A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.

Damn, it's Valentine's Day.

by Brian February 16, 2004

Valentines Day

If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).

If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.

In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?

Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!

Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.

Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.

Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.

by Chrillen October 31, 2011

Valentine's Dismay

to be completely dismayed at the price of Roses, chocolates and other assorted 'Valentines' day gifts

I was going to get Sandy something, but when I got to the florist I got a case of 'Valentine's Dismay' How can they charge that much?

by The Valentiner February 14, 2008

vegetarian valentines day

valentines day soloist -ie: no 'meat to eat' (unisex) single, 'struck out', 'burning in hell'!

all these jewelery ads are annoying me, i'm going to have a vegetarian valentines day!!

judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

Nick Valentine

He's very fucking gay or something, absolute sweetheart.
Y'all better get this through, I've tried 2 times. I just need to let these people know the truth you useless paperclips.

"Buckle up, Buster. I'ma spill the fucking tea. He's gay, okay? Nick Valentine is gay."

by I Am A Raging Homosexual July 4, 2019