Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)

Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"

by DirkaD October 30, 2009

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Tunnel Vision

Actual Definition: A condition that causes exceptionally poor peripheral vision.

Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.

See also: My way or the highway

"Joe has severe tunnel vision. You could be walking right by his side for like half an hour and he probably wouldn't notice."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2022

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eagle vision

When a boy need a better look at a girl he will turn on his eagle vision

Damn that gir has a nice ass let me turn on eagle vision to get a better look

by Buttlicker33 November 13, 2017

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Vision

Dead

Vision is dead

by Tom Holland Stalker No.1 November 21, 2021

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Nipple Vision

Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.

"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"

by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021

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Transmission Vision

When you are using hallucinogens to take advantage of a situation and use all technologies to make a quick and accumulated decision and simulation.

Winner: well, as I told you, when I was _____, I instantly understood that I needed to stop (but still thinking about it)

Audience: oh I see!

Loser: how can take his side??? He’s obviously still thinking about it! He’s doing that “Transmission Vision” thing again!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023

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