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that's where I'm a Viking

Used to describe excellence in failure or, more specifically, success at a skill or in a field which is so ignoble as to be a kind of failure.

The phrase derives from The Simpsons episode "Lisa the Vegetarian." Ralph Wiggum, a deeply unintelligent and maladjusted child, eats the worm he is supposed to dissect. Ralph's teacher, Miss Hoover, defeated and calloused toward Ralph's learning disabilities, tells Ralph that there are no more worms and he should "try to sleep while the other children are learning." Ralph rejoices saying "Oh boy ... sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

The implication is that Ralph is too stupid to be taught, too stupid to know he is being robbed of an education, but also too stupid to use an education anyway, thus happy to be released from the trial of trying. Now used to describe joyful release in accepting lowliness and failure, especially when failure allows for some trivial but enjoyable hobby.
I flunked my midterm but now I can get back to playing Rocket League, that's where I'm a Viking.
by Angela Merkin November 29, 2020
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Viking King

Horrible-Smelling, Long-haired, guy, who expresses his allegience to the homosexual cause by wearing a plastic viking hat at RIT
Dude, did you see that fag the Viking King playing Warhammer with TFF again, god damn, what is with that hat?
by Erebus September 19, 2003
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Viking Beard

When you carve a vagina sized canal into a mans large beard, and then stick your erect penis in the canal and have coitus with the beard. (coitus means sex)
Dude that man has a hole in his beard.
No no he has a viking beard.
Whats that?
Someone carved that hole and had sex with it.
OHHHH! COOL i wanna do that!
by dizzzlleedoozlledaz April 8, 2011
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viking

1."Dude. See that guy camping the next site over."
2."Yeah."
1."Dude. Hes a Viking or some shit. He was acting crazy."
by Matt Fox February 28, 2005
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viking cat sex

When you procide to stick your dick in cat while screaming land ho
Did you that Devon tried Viking cat sex yeah haven't seen him sense
by dochydog August 28, 2016
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Order of the Viking Chieftains

This is a cool group in a roblox game called "prtty much evry bordr gam evr" unlike kc remember kids kc<vc
(Random noobie) Hey look some cool Viking Cheiftain's wow

(Fat wiggles) What Viking cheiftain's hey kc kill them!

(kc 1) gets killed by vc

(razzor) dies by bombing because kc is so bad at gliding

Stay mad noobs Order of the Viking Chieftains are the best!
by Sodaman123 August 27, 2021
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viking

Paintball Marker designed by the great Aaron K Alexander, the best open bolt marker ever.
Is that ugly thing a viking?
*shoots him at 23 bps debounce 1*
by Graz May 17, 2005
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