Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.

Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.

by lilmates May 15, 2023

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Van Frazzled

When you’re Belgian royalty and you’re just over seeing consults.

Ugh I just got 17 vascular foot consults, I’m so Van Frazzled.

Oh no the people of Belgium are revolting. I’m feeling Van Frazzled about it

by freshpressedjustice21 February 12, 2021

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Catholic van

An 8 to 12 passenger van driven by Catholics opposed to contraception.

Marry her and you’ll be buying a Catholic van before you know it.

by prudepossum August 10, 2021

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K-Van

K-Vans are any oversized or overly flashy SUV that is unpractical for daily driving. The origin of the word is the combination of “Kardashian” and “Mini-Van”, as these style SUV’s are driven by Kardashian type individuals, and are ultimately glorified mini-vans.

Dude, Shawn lost his balls when he sold his truck and his wife bought a K-Van!

by Scott Tocker April 02, 2020

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