ultra blast

To shit with a force that can damn near obliterate the toilet you're sitting on. Usually the climax of trying to desperately find a place to defecate. Ultra blasts can happen in someone's pants, but then they are called "fucking ultra blasts." This phrase is usually shouted or screamed.

"Fuck this line! I need to ultra blast..."
"I had to leave the stage for an ultra blast."
"FUCK! I just FUCKING ULTRA BLASTED in my FUCKING PANTS! GOD DAMMIT!"

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

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ULTRA Road Head

when a person in the passenger seat of a car politely takes the wheel, sets the cruise control, and receives oral sex from the driver.

GIRL: "Hey, can I drive tonight?"

BOY: "Sure, but do it with my cock in your mouth while I steer."

GIRL: "You mean ULTRA road head? Ok, I'll set the cruise control. Just remember, If I see you pull out your fucking cell phone again I'll kill us both."

by CrinkleCutPickle March 20, 2010

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ultra-constitutional

Ultra constitutional guarantees is an eftekasa from Dr. Mohamed Elbrade3i. Elbrade3i knows for fact that he has no chance of becoming president of Egypt after Jan 25th revolution, so he's trying to make as many eftekasats as he can so he can become something. All his eftekasats are against the majority. Many people see Elbrada3i as idol, so they believe every word he says.. Idiots Huh?..

But 3and omo ya Adham

We need ultra-constitutional guarantees, to guarantee freedom and democracy

by Wa7ed Maf2o3 November 13, 2011

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