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sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for somewhone who tends to sneeze a lot even thought they don't have any visible allergies
my dad is such a sneezer-tweezer and I make fun of him for that reason.
by Sexydimma September 6, 2013
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sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.
my dad is a sneezer-tweezer; i often make fun of him for that reason.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2014
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twat tweezer

a curse word referring to someone who eats pussy (aka cuntmuncher)
1. Ashley's a fucking twat tweezer!
2. If you munch a hairy cunt, you are tweezing a twat with your teeth; hence, you are a twat tweezer.
by TheTallDwarf March 4, 2015
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Matt Teeter

Literally a scientist. Dude is hella smart!
Bill Nye is smart, but Matt Teeter is even smarter!
by ItsEro November 14, 2020
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Devils teeter totter

The toilets at the office bathroom often share a common wall where all plumbing is contained. Occasionally, you can be sitting on a toilet, when you can hear a feint sound of a door shutting and being locked in the opposite sex’s bathroom. Then, as the opposite sex person sits on their toilet, you may feel your toilet raise up again to offset the weight of theirs on the other side of the wall. This is what is known as the devil’s teeter totter.
Listen to what happened to Billy. His boss ordered in enchiladas for Richard’s 50th birthday. Of course, that stuff needed to be evacuated within an hour. When he was shitting in the men’s room, that fat bitch Jackie went to take a shit also. She sat down, and the old devils teeter totter launched ole Bill 2 feet in the air.
by Kung fu Jim May 24, 2021
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Meester Tweester

Probably the winner of TWOW season 1 (the season is not finished yet) his current nickname is the sun kid and it used to be the 2 time zombie VOTE FOR HIM
TWOW 25 voter: I'm gonna vote Meester Tweester
by SnowballYT August 1, 2021
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wiener tweener

1. a titty fuck
2. when a man places his erect penis between a woman's breasts in order to ejaculate on her breasts, throat, chin, etc.
Mary gave Scotty a wiener tweener last night.
Hey Greg, did you get laid last night? Naw man, but Eve did give me a wiener tweener.
Hi Sally. What that all over your throat and face? It's Bill's spooge. I just gave him a wiener tweener.
by King lakufta December 23, 2021
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