pancake turtle

A pancake turtle is an overly obese individual that is fluffy like a pancake, and shaped like a turtle.

Your girlfriend is such a pancake turtle!

by cherryviki5 December 4, 2010

Turtle Egg

When you're on the beach and have to take a piss but don't want to go into the water. Instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.

I was so hungover on the beach I didn't even wanna move, so I just laid a turtle egg instead.

by smashuri November 2, 2010

Turtle Hopper

When you are almost to a restroom door/stall and someone cuts in front of you and takes the last spot forcing you to seek out a new place to go.

I was en route to take a huge crap when some turtle hopper jumped in front of me. The turtle was peaking out but I managed to contain him long enough to find another place to go.

by Greenmind July 1, 2011

turtle head

when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head

man, i have a turtle head but there aren't any bathrooms here

by turtledude September 20, 2013

turtle hunting

The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.

I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 6, 2016

turtle hug

Laying on your back while hugging the person next to you who is also on their back.

"They gave us funny looks when we spontaneously turtle hugged at the zoo."

by DDeathlonger April 13, 2016

Turtle Necking

When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.

Dude, I gotta shit so bad I am Turtle Necking!!!

by MizRizz March 7, 2017