Trumpertained

What you are feeling watching Trump talk on TV. Pro or Con, this is entertaining.

OMG. I can't believe he just said that. Now that's just great! Im just Trumpertained !

by wtfwhitelady October 30, 2016

Rusty Trumpet

When a sexual partner licks a males asshole while simultaneously reaching between the legs to fondle his testicals similar to a Rusty trombone.

Ida gave Ben a Rusty trumpet in the handicap stall.

by opie3855 August 7, 2018

trumpeting

The passing of gas. Usually quite loud and fetid

Those beans have had me trumpeting all night

by The barb of Avon February 22, 2017

trumpet

Usually a very loud abnoxious instrument. Usually the conductor or band director will play one; probably because it's way louder than the rest of the instruments.

"What comes after a conductors cut-off? A trumpet solo!"
"Who is that abnoxious girl? Oh thats the trumpet player."

by Briittaanyyy December 28, 2005

Rusty Trumpet

A rusty trumpet is a rusty trumpet lol

A rusty trumpet is when one guy is bent over and another guys comes up behind him jacks him off and blows in his butt hole

by rusty trumpet June 30, 2009

Trumpet

One of the higher brass instruments, played by arrogant, and often assholish, persons. They do not think that they can do any wrong, and will never own up to scooping up to the pitch (although, ironically, they do it the most.) Is well known as 'the best instrument around', because trumpeteers are likely to spread that false fact around. It has a strange whiny sound, like that of a trombone, but without the low pitch to make it sound good. It doesn't sound bad when played right, but only sounds good in a group with other instruments.

I don't know why everyone likes trumpets so much.

by person13434534 April 11, 2009

Trumpet

A brass musical instrument that has three valves. It is used in school and jazz bands.

A trumpet is the coolest.

by thehamisdone February 10, 2015