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Tristan

A guy who is so ratchet that he is the definition of ratchet. They usually have a really short span of attention. They can be a good friend, but only when they want to be. Teachers see them as innocent, but to their friends... NO.
Person 1: Wow, you are Tristan.
Person 2: I don't think anyone can be as Tristan as Tristan Lewis.
Person 1: TRUE....
Tristan Lewis: Thanks guys for giving me so much credit. I love being my ghetto, ratchet self.
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Tristan

tristan is a bitch who is probably gonna steal your girl if your not careful. He is a retard and has a small Pepe that you can’t suck or fuck so be careful if you lose your girl to a Tristan show her this cause it is true. SO IF ANY TRISTANS READ THIS GOOO SUCK A DICK CAUSE YOU NEED ONE AND IMMA TAKE HER BACK. Cause I’m the best man she can get.
TRISTAN IS A BITCH
by TRISTANSAREGAYLILPEPEBOUS October 29, 2019
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Tristan McGreggor

an odd looking fellow, possibly having many children, on account of the massive amounts of maidens he slays
wow, that guy is like "Tristan McGreggor
by bingus bongus123123 May 24, 2024
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Tristan

The big sloppy oversized usually funny person in the friend group gets “roasted” bad on occasion
Damn Tristan is a sloppy fellow I would say
by FPLM November 20, 2021
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tristan

yo that guy had a dick the size of a tristan!!!
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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tristan spiesky

Some Nazi that thinks he’s cool. Makes frequentYour Mom Jokes’ and talks about burning Jews.
Hey, have you seen that new kid? Yea, he’s a Tristan Spiesky
by joIJD December 11, 2018
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Tristan

The big sloppy oversized usually funny person in the friend group gets “roasted” bad on occasion
Damn Tristan is a sloppy fellow I would say
by FPLM November 20, 2021
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