He has a huge cock.
"Do you knwo this guy called Tristan?"
"Ohh you mean this dude who has this big dick? yeh I know Tristan"
"Ohh you mean this dude who has this big dick? yeh I know Tristan"
by ArchyFish October 7, 2017
The Hentai Lord himself. He brought hentai into the world, and distributed his power for all to use and make. His hentai addiction is like no other.
Person 1: Whoa! Its Tristan, the Hentai Lord himself!
Person 2: His addiction to hentai is stronger than Goku!
Person 2: His addiction to hentai is stronger than Goku!
by onetrigurdboi July 16, 2021
tristan is a bitch who is probably gonna steal your girl if your not careful. He is a retard and has a small Pepe that you can’t suck or fuck so be careful if you lose your girl to a Tristan show her this cause it is true. SO IF ANY TRISTANS READ THIS GOOO SUCK A DICK CAUSE YOU NEED ONE AND IMMA TAKE HER BACK. Cause I’m the best man she can get.
by TRISTANSAREGAYLILPEPEBOUS October 30, 2019
An amazing girl that is perfect in every way. She is cute and has an amazing personality. She is one of a kind. A absolute work of art.
by Shehdbdb November 21, 2021
Bro you look like a Tristan
by WookieBookie December 24, 2022