Skimpies On Tour

Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.
I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.

I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip
by Skimpies On Tour May 27, 2016
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Apology tour

When you are famous and you did something wrong and want to apologize you go on a series of podcasts and explain a lot of stuff to them basically you talk shit with them so you would not get hated
I've done something wrong i should make Apology tour
by Stanke December 05, 2022
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Apology tour

What most celebrities and professional athletes have to embark upon after disgracing their families, co-workers, etc. for very bad personal decisions. Standouts include sleeping with the nanny or crashing your car while on a cocktail of fentanyl and cocaine. Playbook calls for an immediate retreat to a treatment center where you emerge 30 days later with a bible in hand.
This year’s #1 NFL draft pick was missing from society for 30 days, until last Tuesday when he emerged from Our Lady of Miraculous Recovery Treatment Center, bible in hand. Beginning his apology tour, he stepped up to the podium he began to thank those that helped him and was truly sorry for those he hurt during his recent car crash (high on cocaine) with the half-dressed nanny in the passenger seat.
by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023
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tour pillow

A term touring musicians use to refer to girls in different towns that they can hook up with.
I've got a tour pillows in New York, Miami, and Philadelphia.
by FuckTanner November 16, 2017
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slap on the tour bus

Getting pussy on the tour bus
Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.
by SoSerene October 28, 2017
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Farewell tour

(n). Almost exclusively limited to the rich and/or famous, the farewell tour refers to the media circus that occurs when a celebrity passes away. Recent examples include Michael Jackson and Sen. Edward Kennedy. For the event to truly be considered a farewell tour, the corpse must lay in state somewhere for a short time, then be moved at least once, either to lay in state elsewhere or, ultimately to their viewing and/or funeral service. It is customary for large groups of mourners heretofore unknown by the deceased and family to flock to the stops along the way in an effort to catch a little "contact fame"...
Hey, Michael Jackson's in town for his farewell tour. That guy was HUGE! Wanna go pay our respects?
by pm1960 August 29, 2009
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Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.
I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.
by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011
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